More Naruto stuff! 58 ways to annoy Orochimaru-sama<3

Disclaimer:While I may have written this list, I have not told you to try it. If you do attempt these and lose your life in the process, I am not to be held responsible.

~Dye all of his robes black and insist on calling him Oreo
~Sing the Oreo theme-song when hes having a evil moment
~Bow before him and call him the Emo-Jesus
~Wear snake-skin pants; Tell him Kabuto gave them to you
~Buy him a mongoose
~Flirt with Kabuto
~Flirt with the Sound 5
~When it comes to him, just walk past
~Ask if he speaks Parseltongue
~After everything he says, say Excuse me? What was that?
~Ask if he wears boxers or briefs
~When hes asleep, use his tongue as a jump-rope
~Cut up all of his pants
~Buy a flute like the snake charmers use and play it around him
~Ask exactly how long his tongue is
~When he tries to bite you (and he will), bite back
~Try to milk his venom
~Ask if hes related to Medusa
~Apologize, repeatedly (ex: You: OOPS, Im sorry; Oro:-glares-Dont apologize; You: Oh! Im so sorry; Oro:-fangs come out; You: S-sorry!!)
~Try to sell him creams for scaly skin
~Mimic him behind his back when he's addressing the Sound 5
~Serve live mice for dinner
~Dub him Chibi-chimaru (Orochi = large snake, Chibi-chi = little snake)
~For Valentines day, buy a large box of caramels and write on the card- To my beautiful boa, your snake can explore my garden any day.
~Sign it Kabuto
~Make him say Sally sells seashells by the sea shore repeatedly
~Trick him into complementing you
~Invite little children to his house and give them large sticks
~Tell them hes a pinnate.
~Steal all of his snakes and replace them with plastic ones
~Hiss whenever he tries to talk
~Hum the worms come up
~When hes walking, hum the Imperial March (aka Vaders theme)
~Ask if his hair is the source of his power
~Then try to cut it off
~Learn Parseltongue
~Tell him snakes are overgrown worms
~Ask if Itachi-san can come over
~Glomp him
~Cry
~When he lectures you, start singling Cold-hearted snake
~Proclaim yourself the new leader of the Sound village
~Sing the song that gets on everybodys nerves
~Disobey him, plain and simple
~Tie his snakes together
~Tell him hes pretty
~Hide his robes
~Ask to meet his family
~Invite Jiraiya over
~Take his earrings
~Pull on one of his robes and ask him what hes doing when hes searching for his clothes
~Stock his cabinets with ramen and tell Naruto theres a ramen sale in the Sound village
~Ask if he sheads
~Burn his underwear (thus awnsering the question of boxers or breifs)
~Insist on walking in front of him and introducing him everytime he enters a new room
~Make a list of all the posiable uses for his tongue.
~Show him this list