Trouble with grammar??

Hey ya'll!

I know we ALL have trouble with grammar. It's an issue. Does the comma go here, here, or even over there , ,? Alas, I come to you with answers! Well, I don't have the answers but this book does. (notice how I didn't use the comma after 'but' because 'this book does' is not a sentence. See, I are smart!)



Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss

from the back
A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

“Why?” asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

“Well, I’m a panda,” he says at the door. “Look it up.”

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. “Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”


This tragedy could have been easily avoided with an understanding of grammar. Come on into the library and check this book out if you too have troubles with punctuation.

See ya here!

Lost Love

I sat on my cold bathroom floor, flooding it with tears of hate, love, and sorrow. My emotions spread through my body, like the black plauge, turning all happiness against me. I had been crying for several hours at this point, and yet no sign of happiness had overcome my body yet! I felt it coming again, a strange, sick kind of feeling. I quickly rose and bent my head near the toilet, barely making it. The gruesome upchuck had gotten a strand of my hair, and as I opened my tear-filled eyes, what I saw only made more come out. This had been occuring through the last hour, for I had been crying so hard, that I was sick. It had been a hard day for me. Finding out my dad had died, and now my boyfriend has cancer. What more can go wrong? This was like going to a party, and having nobody show up, actually, this was worse.


* This is the begginging of my new story. comment and i hope you like it! -Aubrey

More Naruto stuff! 58 ways to annoy Orochimaru-sama<3

Disclaimer:While I may have written this list, I have not told you to try it. If you do attempt these and lose your life in the process, I am not to be held responsible.

~Dye all of his robes black and insist on calling him Oreo
~Sing the Oreo theme-song when hes having a evil moment
~Bow before him and call him the Emo-Jesus
~Wear snake-skin pants; Tell him Kabuto gave them to you
~Buy him a mongoose
~Flirt with Kabuto
~Flirt with the Sound 5
~When it comes to him, just walk past
~Ask if he speaks Parseltongue
~After everything he says, say Excuse me? What was that?
~Ask if he wears boxers or briefs
~When hes asleep, use his tongue as a jump-rope
~Cut up all of his pants
~Buy a flute like the snake charmers use and play it around him
~Ask exactly how long his tongue is
~When he tries to bite you (and he will), bite back
~Try to milk his venom
~Ask if hes related to Medusa
~Apologize, repeatedly (ex: You: OOPS, Im sorry; Oro:-glares-Dont apologize; You: Oh! Im so sorry; Oro:-fangs come out; You: S-sorry!!)
~Try to sell him creams for scaly skin
~Mimic him behind his back when he's addressing the Sound 5
~Serve live mice for dinner
~Dub him Chibi-chimaru (Orochi = large snake, Chibi-chi = little snake)
~For Valentines day, buy a large box of caramels and write on the card- To my beautiful boa, your snake can explore my garden any day.
~Sign it Kabuto
~Make him say Sally sells seashells by the sea shore repeatedly
~Trick him into complementing you
~Invite little children to his house and give them large sticks
~Tell them hes a pinnate.
~Steal all of his snakes and replace them with plastic ones
~Hiss whenever he tries to talk
~Hum the worms come up
~When hes walking, hum the Imperial March (aka Vaders theme)
~Ask if his hair is the source of his power
~Then try to cut it off
~Learn Parseltongue
~Tell him snakes are overgrown worms
~Ask if Itachi-san can come over
~Glomp him
~Cry
~When he lectures you, start singling Cold-hearted snake
~Proclaim yourself the new leader of the Sound village
~Sing the song that gets on everybodys nerves
~Disobey him, plain and simple
~Tie his snakes together
~Tell him hes pretty
~Hide his robes
~Ask to meet his family
~Invite Jiraiya over
~Take his earrings
~Pull on one of his robes and ask him what hes doing when hes searching for his clothes
~Stock his cabinets with ramen and tell Naruto theres a ramen sale in the Sound village
~Ask if he sheads
~Burn his underwear (thus awnsering the question of boxers or breifs)
~Insist on walking in front of him and introducing him everytime he enters a new room
~Make a list of all the posiable uses for his tongue.
~Show him this list

Heh, 54 ways to Annoy Gaara-kun

Disclaimer:
While I may have written this list, I have not told you to try it. If you do attempt these and lose your life in the process, I am not to be held responsible.

~Call him Gaara-kun >P
~Drill a hole in his gourd
~Build a sand-castle with his sand
~Talk with a Texas accent
~Poke him, repeatedly
~Pour water on him
~Ask to barrow his eyeliner
~Ask about his childhood
~Invite Naruto to his house ->.<-
~Kiss him
~Ask him to transform
~Jump on his back
~Push him off the roof when he’s moon-gazing
~Challange him to a staring contest
~Rip his gourd off
~Burry yourself halfway in sand and scream for him to help you (Gaara: -smirks- uses sand burial)
~Make friends with his siblings
~Steal ‘Crow’ (Kankuro’s puppet(Kankuro "GAARA! SHE/HE STOLE CROW! Gaara -glares-))
~Sleep over and insist on sleeping in his room
~When he’s meditating, keep asking if he’s asleep
~Pelt him with sand
~Flirt with him
~Wash his hair and style it flat -that’s just mean-
~Ask Temari why he’s in a permanent bad mood
~Ask if he’s a virgin
~ If he says yes, offer to fix that
~Post pictures of yourself all over his rooms
~Send him provicative e-mails
~Get him drunk then sleep next to him.
~Try to get rid of the dark circles around his eyes
~Buy him a cowboy hat
~Ask if he likes Lee -shot-
~Ask if he’s the sandman
~Hug him
~Start a conversation with Temari. Whenever Gaara walks by, shut up immediately. When he’s passed, start giggling uncontrollably. (WARNING: Temari will think your insane after this)
~Call him a freak (35)
~Dress in his robes
~Point out he has no pupils
~Worship the ground he walks on
~Ask what the hell is wrong with him
~Ask how many grains of sand are in his gourd
~Count them
~Play truth or dare with him (You: "Gaara, truth or dare?" Gaara: "You can’t be serious..." You: "Common! Truth or dare?" Gaara: "Dare." You: "I dare you to smile." Gaara: "no. Now, truth or dare?" You: "but..." Gaara: "Truth or dare?" You: "Dare." Gaara: "I dare you to take this kunai and drive it through your heart.")
~Squeel and call him cute
~Grab the garden hose and say "Shukaku, come out and play."
~Put his head on your chest and tell him to listen
~Whenever he tries to summon the sand against you, squirt him with a water-bottle and say "No! Bad boy!"
~Paint his room yellow -gags-
~When he’s in the big ball of sand, pelt rocks at it
~Start singing ‘Mr. Sandman’ at inopratune moments
~When walking behind him, run and tackle him to the ground. When he asks what your problem is, tell him the sky was falling and you just saved his life.
~Dye your hair red and spike it, get a gourd like his, write the kanji for self-love in red permanent marker above your left eye, pull on one of his robes, remove the glass from his mirror and stand behind the frame with a broad grin on your face.
~Remind his daily that he still hasn’t killed you.
~Show him this list


LOL <3

Umm..

Well, I wrote this last year after watching the news about the War.

So umm... i figured I'd post it.

Tell me whacha think


Stop The Madness

Sitting at home,
Watching the news,
Shootings, rapes,
Births of animals at zoos.

But one specific topic,
Seems to catch my eye.
It’s something that hurts everyone,
And makes me want to cry.

Protestors surround the white house,
Holding signs and yelling out loud.
Is this the sort of action we take,
To make our country proud?

This is pathetic!
21 thousand troops?
And issued draft?
I don’t think so.

I listen to my worried friends’ cries.
“I don’t want to lose my brother,”
“I don’t want to lose my friend.”
I myself think aloud,
“I could lose my cousin, why can’t this just end?”

My family lost a loved one,
To the Wars over in Iraq.
And just 15 days later,
He was supposed to be coming back.

But one thing he said,
Before he died.
That he told his father,
He wanted him to be aware.
“It isn’t all bad stuff dad,
We are doing good things over there”

I couldn’t tell you,
What I think of this War,
For my opinion seems to change everyday.
And I can’t take it anymore.


I’m sick of hearing about death!
I’m tired of hearing the news!
I don’t want to constantly wonder,
Why we’re over there anyway.

Why help people that don’t want help?
Why continue this suffering?
Can you promise that in the end,
Peace is what this will bring?

Protests.
Angry Families
Lost Hope
Yelling
Tears
Death


Stop the madness…
JUST STOP THE MADNESS!

Stop the damn madness!!

…

This country can’t take anymore.

Ok meh story info

Ok I write Naruto storys, fanfics, and a few of my own stories but heres one of meh naruto fan fics so =P
U dont like it, email meh and ill write a diff story for ya
Cryingisauselessemotion@yahoo.com

Name: Mei
Age: 13
Hair: black shoulder length with red highlights
Eyes: one is gray the other is red
Clothes:
Village: Village Hidden in the Darkness
Rank: Genin
Past: You shall find out in the first one which shall come out soon[hopefully..]
Personality: Quiet and avoids everyone
Likes: being alone, killing, pain, black, darkness
Dislikes: PINK,people, talking, friendship, happiness, families
Things to know: She rarely talks to anyone.. only if she is forced to
Features: Scars.

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DEATH NOTE!!

Death Note is the BEST manga series I've read so far, hands down. It has everything you could want in a manga series, mystery, comedy, SUSPENSE, pretty boys with effeminate features and beautiful girls, not to mention, Shinigami which are GODS OF DEATH. Plus it ends after 12 volumes which is a wonderful thing if you hate constantly waiting for the next book (ahem...Bleach & InuYasha). The artwork is amazing too, not too simple and not too gory, but there are deaths, lots and lots of deaths!

The premise is that Light, a seemingly normal Japanese high schooler, finds a book with a set of rules. The rules read "whosoever's name is written in this death note shall die". Light decides to use this notebook for good and begins to kill criminals, however, this begins to attract a lot of attention. Light, who is now referred to as Kira (savior of the world) comes under the suspicion of the greatest detective alive, L. Who will win? Who is right?

This manga touches on a variety of issues as well as being an incredible story! I recommend this series to everyone who'll listen.

-Joe

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Hello, everyone!


So what doth beth upth?

Whoosh!

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