Heh, 54 ways to Annoy Gaara-kun

Disclaimer:
While I may have written this list, I have not told you to try it. If you do attempt these and lose your life in the process, I am not to be held responsible.

~Call him Gaara-kun >P
~Drill a hole in his gourd
~Build a sand-castle with his sand
~Talk with a Texas accent
~Poke him, repeatedly
~Pour water on him
~Ask to barrow his eyeliner
~Ask about his childhood
~Invite Naruto to his house ->.<-
~Kiss him
~Ask him to transform
~Jump on his back
~Push him off the roof when he’s moon-gazing
~Challange him to a staring contest
~Rip his gourd off
~Burry yourself halfway in sand and scream for him to help you (Gaara: -smirks- uses sand burial)
~Make friends with his siblings
~Steal ‘Crow’ (Kankuro’s puppet(Kankuro "GAARA! SHE/HE STOLE CROW! Gaara -glares-))
~Sleep over and insist on sleeping in his room
~When he’s meditating, keep asking if he’s asleep
~Pelt him with sand
~Flirt with him
~Wash his hair and style it flat -that’s just mean-
~Ask Temari why he’s in a permanent bad mood
~Ask if he’s a virgin
~ If he says yes, offer to fix that
~Post pictures of yourself all over his rooms
~Send him provicative e-mails
~Get him drunk then sleep next to him.
~Try to get rid of the dark circles around his eyes
~Buy him a cowboy hat
~Ask if he likes Lee -shot-
~Ask if he’s the sandman
~Hug him
~Start a conversation with Temari. Whenever Gaara walks by, shut up immediately. When he’s passed, start giggling uncontrollably. (WARNING: Temari will think your insane after this)
~Call him a freak (35)
~Dress in his robes
~Point out he has no pupils
~Worship the ground he walks on
~Ask what the hell is wrong with him
~Ask how many grains of sand are in his gourd
~Count them
~Play truth or dare with him (You: "Gaara, truth or dare?" Gaara: "You can’t be serious..." You: "Common! Truth or dare?" Gaara: "Dare." You: "I dare you to smile." Gaara: "no. Now, truth or dare?" You: "but..." Gaara: "Truth or dare?" You: "Dare." Gaara: "I dare you to take this kunai and drive it through your heart.")
~Squeel and call him cute
~Grab the garden hose and say "Shukaku, come out and play."
~Put his head on your chest and tell him to listen
~Whenever he tries to summon the sand against you, squirt him with a water-bottle and say "No! Bad boy!"
~Paint his room yellow -gags-
~When he’s in the big ball of sand, pelt rocks at it
~Start singing ‘Mr. Sandman’ at inopratune moments
~When walking behind him, run and tackle him to the ground. When he asks what your problem is, tell him the sky was falling and you just saved his life.
~Dye your hair red and spike it, get a gourd like his, write the kanji for self-love in red permanent marker above your left eye, pull on one of his robes, remove the glass from his mirror and stand behind the frame with a broad grin on your face.
~Remind his daily that he still hasn’t killed you.
~Show him this list


LOL <3